"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

I'm better now. The rage has subsided. I'm like Bill Bixby by day, but when I get on my bike, I turn into the Incredible Hulk. Except, I'm a little skinnier (just a little), and less green. And Lou Farigno never really cursed on television. I curse my head off when I'm on my bike. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

But you know what's good, emails like this:
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The coolest thing I've done so far:
Diagnosed a malpostitioned calf and then birthed her!!!!! Pulled her
right out. It was totally awesome.

The most embarrassing thing so far:
Collect semen on Phil the dog. Imagine one professor and three
students crowded around watching. I won't say more.
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